The Edlexis Way Of Life

V Day 2012

2012-02-15T22:52:00.005+08:00

14th February 2012

This was the 3rd time we celebrated Valentine's Day together.

Man U won that night. Made him so happy. I laughed at his expression that night. Picture taken on Saturday night.

On the night before V day...He came over to my place to sleepover. I knew it that there's something fishy was going on when he kept asking me to get out of the room to do the dishes.

When it was 11.30 p.m., he was watching movie using my lappie so I decided to pack my stuffs a little. Once I opened my wardrobe, my eyes went from this -.- to this 0.0 .......

Serious oneee. Started to scream in excitement.

"DARLING...................................!"

He hid the pressies in my wardrobe. Effin cute plush and a vintage handbag.

Why he bought those?

I walked past Maggie T and I simply mentioned that the gingerbreadman plush toy is so adorable which was months ago.

I went into Vincci for fun and saw this so-the-rectangular-boxy vintage handbag, I wanted to buy it but I've just bought a Guess handbag, so ended up walking away empty handed. All these happened long time ago. At least 2 months ago.

Say hi to my Gingerbaby Liew. We named it together. Adorableness overloaded!

Le vintage bag that I've always wanted. Cute.

Ed : There's another gift for you but it hasn't arrive yet. It's something that you like to collect.

Me : What is it???!! Camera?!

Ed : *nods*

Me : oh.my.godd.

here's the picture of the lomo cam that he got for mee..

Cute isn't it? HEEE.

AND SO, IT WAS MY TURN....

Adidas Porsche SP2 I've been hunting for this model everywhere and I got it in the end. Eff yeah. Gave this to him earlier. He hugged me so tight.

Handmade card from me to him. Pictures of me in it which bring a message.

Nahh, see..

A picture worth a thousand words.

I cried while laughing and hugging Gingerbaby Liew. :')

Our V Day breakkie @Ming Court Dim Sum restaurant. Then he went to work and I went to college.

Dressed up for V Day dinner @Citrus Wine & Dine. I wore the dress that he bought from Forever 21.

Flaming Viagra, that's the name yo.

Mocktail. Forgot the name of the drink.

My tastebuds love the lambshank.

Mini desserts on a huge plate.

After the dinner, we went to Jusco for a late night movie. Jusco was crowded with love birds. Everyone walking 2 by 2. We watched The Grey. Wrong movie to watch on V day. Disgusting. :l

Today morning, I woke up with a FB notification. MingLee posted a link on my wall. It was The Star online.

When student Alexis Toh, 19, saw the various romantic messages on the LED screen while passing by De Garden recently, like many others, her curiosity was piqued and she decided to submit her own dedication to her boyfriend.

Her message had read, “Edmund Liew, every February, you’ll be my Valentine.”

“We waited excitedly for it to be displayed as it is not every day that you get to see messages like this in public,” she said.

I had an interview a few days ago through the phone. It was a reporter from The Star. Never thought it will be published in the newspaper. Now the whole state knows who's gonna be my Valentine every February. TEEHEE.

"You have a lot of stuffs already and you don't want me to buy any but I still, can get you stuffs that you like and make you happy."

Thank you for everything, love.

27 months

2012-02-10T11:35:00.000+08:00

9th February 2012

We went to Indulgence for lunchie.

Macarons & ultimate(brownie).

This steak rape my taste buds.

My ~~botak~~ boyfie.

At Adidas. Finally I get to buy the Adidas Porsche SP2 that I've been looking for him.

He loves it. :)

View from Sky Lounge. Nothing special to me.Bleh.

That night, the moon represented my heart.

05022012

2012-02-05T21:13:00.001+08:00

Scribble scribble scribble.

He calls the person in the picture as 'pig'.

Le eggs standing on its own.

Happy equinox day yo!

I'm done. Bye bloggie.

Back to 9gag.

CNY gathering

2012-01-30T18:59:00.001+08:00

Planned this about a week before CNY. So happy that all my good buddies are back and all were in my mini house.

Early birds.

Look who's driving? Escorted her to my house. Jian was behind my car.

First round. Warm up.

Thanks Jo for those. It taste really really really good. =D

Eating some snacks while waiting for everyone to be here. Served them my dish which is macaroni.

Yee sang bought from Tuck Kee. Thanks Monty!

Nom nom nom!

Back to gambling.

Hello friend

You must be really wondering, what the eff we were doing. LOL

Ohh look! WTF is there to look at? LOL

Stare at Kim. Hmmmmm...

The signature pose. Gong heii fatt choy!!

The girls. Miss you all!

Michelle and Michelle

Four couples :)

I really wanna thank each and everyone of you who came. Just wanna catch up with you peeps after so so so so long. Felt like as if it was my birthday. LOL. Real happy to see ya all. Take care yo!

2nd Day of CNY 2012

2012-01-24T20:57:00.000+08:00

It was kinda boring in the day.

Morning : Went to grand aunt's house to 'pai lin'.

Noon : Eat 'chai' and stayed at home. Watched 'Two & A Half Men'.

Babyboy came over in the evening after visiting his relatives.

Dressed up for dinner with my family & relatives.

Almost-complete-family picture.

Darling & I.

He loves me wearing the smexy cheong sam.

And now I'm at home, blogging while others are playing boom boom pow. I'm gonna be deaf soon.

Le pig fell asleep on my bed. :/

Gong Heii Fatt Choyy!

2012-01-23T23:02:00.001+08:00

Gong heii fatt choyy to my awesome friends.

I forgot what I did. Hmm.

Went dinner with hubby and his friends at Heritage Hotel.

Outfit of that night. Dress from Forever 21 that he bought.

After dinner, we went for karaoke. I was the only....girl.

I think I took this picture on Sunday(yesterday). His shades with my smiley beanie.

Botak boy driving. LOL.

Last night... or should I say this morning?

We went to Healy Mac's for a drink or two. Watched football.

Monty !

Cosmopolitan. I hate it.

Margarita. She hates it.

Should have just order a pint of Heineken. Regretted max.

Chicken wings save the night.

On the way to his house.

Day 16

2012-01-18T23:40:00.002+08:00

Mama mia.

Got up, clean up and drove out right away. Headed to the WIT college to deal with some stuffs. Later, I rushed to the town's Mcd to grab a Fillet-O-fish. When I got there, there were people waiting eagerly for their turn to order. Soon, I became one of them. Only one worker to take orders and to prepare. She was preparing about 10 FAMILY BOXES for some douche bags. Uncle in front of me got so impatient but what to do right? Blame myself for not being fast enough.

Nom nom nom the burger while flying the car to college. I was early though. English class, drama again. This time Yit Mei joined me and Kim for the first time. As crazy as ever. It's like we are the 3 stooges in class. Did a short sketch. Kim as PCK, I as Ah Soon and Yit Mei as Ah Goon.

"Let's go for 'tauhui' break!"

Once class ended, I flied my car again to a stationary shop to fax some stuffs. Had lunch at Cappuccino with classmates. Ah Si said that my hair colour looks lighter today.

I did Personal Development assignment during Photoshop class since I've done with my photoshop assignment. First one to gao tim. Eff yeah.

I guess I can stop blogging so frequently already.

Guess who's gonna be back tomorro?

Day 15

2012-01-17T22:25:00.002+08:00

Oh Hello!

Want to know what I did today?

No? Nvm. I'll still scribble it down and read it in the future.

I went hunting for this urm, college. WIT College. I did so many illegal u-turns because I couldn't find where it should be. GPS said it's on the left but it's on the right! Bugger, they shifted their college but GPS isn't updated enough or something. Thanks to my bro, Justin for telling me the existence of that college. It saves a life!

After dealing with the college stuffs, I decided to go to the saloon that I trust the most which is located in Yik Foong. Name of the saloon is 'Ken' cause the owner's name is Ken (if I'm not wrong).

Hairdressers there are super friendly. Ken was chat with me about Galaxy Note cause we both are using the same phone. He came next to me and talk about buying covers and so on. Makes me feel comfortable and totally not awkward in the saloon alone.

The guy hairdresser : Darn, my mother's son is having gastric.

The pretty lady hairdresser : My mum's daughter is having backache.

Me : My mum's youngest daughter is dying her hair in a saloon now.

*laughs hysterically*

Time passed so damn fast. Maybe because they're so crappy and friendly. You know, they even made me to guess their age. Laughed like mad. =D

My frickin dark blue hair.

The reactions that I got from my classmates once they saw me in class.

"WAH, you dyed black?!"

"OMG, Alexis! I am so shocked!"

"What did you do to your hair?"

"Your hair is so shiny and straight! You look extra fair now with your blue hair!"

"Eh so nice, where you do oneeeee........."

They played with my hair. LOL.

I love that saloon.

Day 13 & 14

2012-01-16T21:57:00.001+08:00

Day 13

Bugger. Tyre punctured. Thank god I was still at home.

Your family and I came to visit you at campsite. Your hair is getting longer. 2nd sis and bro in law came back to Ipoh to have lunch with my whole family at Sun Lee How Fook restaurant. Bro-in-law asked me where are you.

Day 14,

Today? Idk I snoozed the alarm for how many frickin times. Drove out to the car service centre. Damnit, I thought I'm first but then there were 2 uncles standing outside the shop. Stayed there from 8 till 10 a.m. I'm actually the first one to leave the service centre. LOL. After that, I gotta go to the tyre shop to get a new tyre.

Rested at home before heading to college. It was so cold in class today. Ah Lai didn't really teach today. We presented our 'Gift Box' assignment ideas.

"Who is your target?"

Someone shouted "ALEXIS'S BOYFRIEND!"

"How does your boyfriend looks like?"

"Looks like me."

"YA, HE AND ALEXIS REALLY LOOK ALIKE. LIKE BISCUIT'S COP."

Just finished installing the curtains for le model houz. Didn't build much today. Dizzy.

Once my kor/ jie, forever it is. Love you both.

Day 10, 11 & 12

2012-01-14T14:12:00.000+08:00

I didn't blog these few days because you were here with me.

Gotta go back to deal with assignments now.

Ciao.

Day 9

2012-01-11T21:55:00.003+08:00

I'm such a sucker for teh tarik. I drank it in the morning yesterday and I only can sleep at 3 a.m. Got up at 6.30 a.m. to get out of the house to fetch my baby boy out from camp for two days.

Oh my panda eyes. =(

Went to college like a zombie. English class was fun again. Mini drama. Gone insane with Kim. English teacher enjoyed our mini sketch too. All of us went to Parade for lunchie and most of us bought huge files since it's cheaper to buy in a large quantity. Finally, I'm done with my photoshop assignment. The first to complete the assignment. It feels good.

Dinner with family and relatives and of course my baby boy at Restaurant Eipoh.

And now I'm blogging in his room. Feels real good when he's here beside me, within meters away.

Gotta do some notes now. Tata!

Day 8

2012-01-10T23:24:00.002+08:00

It's so much easier for me to name the blog posts with the number of the days since he left for the stupid-lame camp. So, it's day 8 today. I spent the morning happily with Jo. Fetched her at around 10.45 a.m. and went to Parade to eat and shop for a moment.

This is like our picture taken since high school ended.

She'll never fail to find me and ask me out to yum cha with her whenever she's back from Kampar. =')

Gotta send her home by 1.00 pm since I got class to attend. OH YA. I forgot to do my notes. Shall go do my notes after this post. I did my presentation during class. Longest speech. Too much info.

I ate two meals for today. Breakfast at 11 plus and lunch/dinner at 6pm. Started working on my model houz right after dinner.

Love our Polaroid pix so muchie. Did the whole thing by myself.

My study table was extra messy today. So hardcore.

Now I'm gonna start doing the furniture for the houz. Can't wait to finish it and present it to the universe.

I've just realized that I like building stuffs. Hmmm.

I hurt my thumb. This time, it's the right one.

I received another parcel today. Two dresses.

One red, one blue. Here's the sneak peek. Don't wanna ruin the surprise for CNY.

Hot & cold

I'm gonna go rescue my darling tomorrow. Alright. Night night.

Day 7

2012-01-09T21:40:00.002+08:00

Woke up by your call this morning which is good cause I kinda overslept. LOL. Watched a few episodes of Family Guy and headed out to fax a letter to your camp and zoom zoom zoom to college.

Today's class, Creative taught by Ah Lai.

Look what me and Kim did on the white board due to boredom.

We vandalized the white board. Fun fun fun.

Stayed a while to chat with classmates at college and then I went to buy a can of spray paint to spray my model houz white.

Darling darling, happy 26th monthsary to you!

Loved you for 26 months and please keep on counting.

Though we couldn't celebrate together but I promise you that we will celebrate it once you're back.

Don't be sad. At least we both sleeps under the same moon and breathes under the same sun.

Loveyouloads

Day 6

2012-01-08T23:34:00.001+08:00

Alarm clock was extra noisy today. Maybe because it's a Sunday morning. Got up after a few snoozes. Went to fetch your parents and went to bought Mcd. So many Big Macs. Your dad taught me a new way to go Sungai Siput.

Ohemgee. So happy to finally see you after FIVE days. It felt like 5 weeks though. Dayum. You still look great even though ~~you're bald~~ your hair is effin short. You're sexy and I know it. Your scent, I miss it so much. So irresistible. I sound like Edward Cullen. But at least I don't sparkle.

Your mom passed me parcel today. Guess what? It was the two dresses that you bought for me online from Forever 21.

So pweety! Thankyou, love.

I promise you that you'll be the first one to see me wearing it. Pinky promise.

Grandma did the surgery already. She's looking so healthy now. So happy for her. HEEHEE.

In the process of building the model houz. Almost done!

Day 5

2012-01-07T22:34:00.004+08:00

Day 5 only? I feel like as if it had been 5 weeks or so.

How I woke up this morning? An unknown number called my house phone and disturbed me from my beauty sleep. Slept late last night to finish up some thingy.

Maggi mee for breakfast. A cup of Nestum for lunch.

You called me in the noon. Your voice sounds so sexy maybe because I didn't get to hear it for days. I cried while you were talking. Miss you so so so super duper much. I sleep with the Hello Kitty that you bought for me, every night. I even kiss it before I go to sleep. =3

Well, at least we both are sleeping under the same moon and breathing under the same sun.

Ipoh Parade was kinda crowded today. I went to Popular to buy my design stationeries and magazines for you. Got you 3 pairs of socks too. Yee Jin said he saw me walking around. He was working I guess. I don't look at people while I'm walking but my phone. Was updating my Twitter all the while. lol.

Family Guy isn't funny when you're not watching it with me. I only laugh because you laugh. When you laugh, it's cute. Yes, you'll never ever realize it.

Today is the 8th. Tomorrow what day?

ily.

Day 4

2012-01-06T22:20:00.001+08:00

Went to over to sister's house to teach my nephew English this morning and fetched him to school. Drove to the Japanese shop opposite Parade to buy some stuffs for darling to use in camp. Cleaned my room quite thoroughly today with Dettol. Feel so satisfied right now.

Drove all the way back to condo to teach my niece. She has school in the morning so yea, only free in the noon. She's standard 4 already. Some of you who had seen her last time will go 'omg, she grown up so fast?!". Helped my sis to cook spaghetti.

Grandma admitted into hospital. Ed isn't here.
I can't take it. I'm not made of steel. Breaking down pieces by pieces.

Day 3

2012-01-05T23:01:00.002+08:00

Darling, I went to Jusco in the morning to buy more food for you since you have been complaining they aren't feeding you all enough with good food. It was so crowded because it's member's day. I was among the aunties and uncles buying this and that and queue up in a long line to pay those stuffs. Bought stuffs to cook breakkie for you when I visit you this Sunday. Went home to dump all the food into the fridge and drank Nestum while watching tv. When I clicked on the remote, the tv was showing 'Poker King'. That was the first movie that we watched together (before we start dating).

It reminds me how straight I sat, next to you. And now you always will ask me "what if I hold your hand during the movie?...what if...". So many silly questions what kept us both laughing non-stop, reminiscing the past.

We made a lil promise to each other after watching that movie. I'm still and forever will keep this promise of ours.

Headed to college at 1pm for AutoCad. Damn, it's getting on my nerves. I totally suck in AutoCad. Ah Lai said we gotta hand it in next week. Yay. GG.COM.

I was so bored and depressed. I went to pasar malam alone to ta pau laksa and a cup of strawberry + watermelon without pearls drink.

Why didn't you call me today? Anything wrong? Hmmm.

It's only 3 days since you're gone and I'm depressed like hell.

That's all for today's post. Gonna go Tesco tomorrow to buy some stuffs for you to use at camp.

I miss you, hubby. Good night.

Day 2

2012-01-04T22:26:00.001+08:00

I had to wake up with the fact that you're not around me and I couldn't be with you. I was so blur that I went to college an hour earlier. Luckily Yit Mei was there already. English class was kinda hilarious today. A mini sketch.

"How do you do?"

"How do you do!"

Greetings was the main subject. Had lunch with classmates at Chatter cafe (Kong Si Kong Fei cafe). The spaghetti of mine was much more edible than what others ordered. I couldn't finish up my orange juice, you should have been there to share the drink with me.

Back to college to attend le photoshop class. When the clock strikes 4.30pm sharp, I'm the first one who got out of class. No electricity at home. Bath with cold water. Went to sleep even though my hair is still wet. Wanted to skip dinner but afraid of gastric, so ate a few scoops of rice just to satisfy my stomach and mum too. She would nag if I skip dinner.

You called again at night. It's really good to hear your voice since we couldn't be together.
Mum asked me about you, I avoided her questions. And here I am, blogging about my miserable life, depressingly.

Day 1

2012-01-03T20:45:00.003+08:00

I will blog no matter how busy I am till the day you're no longer far away from me. A blog post a day, till you're not away. It really sucks to send you off and leave you. My mind was so eff up while driving. If only I could I stay. The feeling I'm having now, just like the day I got dumped last time. I skipped lunch. I was just in time to college today after fetching your parents home. Attended a new session of class, Personal Development which was taught by the principal, Mr. Ong. He's funny and has a sense of humor. After college ended, I straight went home cause I got no where to go since you're not with me anymore. I even took a nap which usually I don't.

The only thing I have now is memories locked up in my head and heart.

73 days more.

Bye 2011 & Yo 2012

2012-01-01T21:23:00.000+08:00

On NYE...

Had lunchie at a new place named 'Kampar Club' with the entire family and daddy's friend. The food was just so-so. New restaurant maaaaa. Only get to meet hubby in the evening since he was helping his dad to do some work for the entire morning and noon.

Hubby's driving like a, driver. F3

Went out at 8pm plus to meet up with his friends = Harold, Foh Joon & Khai Pan for dinner. Bugger, everywhere was so frickin crowded and there's no table for us (11 person).

Headed to Euro House, Berlin Bier's Houz, Barbeza and the Kampar Club. Everywhere was forking crowded and yes, we didn't make any reservations. Blehh. In the end, ended up at St. Mike for dinner at 11pm. Everyone was FUNGRY.

Lamb chop

Darling's chicken with pasta

Le dessert which tasted like medicine. idk what is that.

Finished our meals at 11.45pm and we rushed back to Euro House to meet up with his other friends and count down. Once again, forking crowded.

Camera, Y U NO TAKE CLEAR PIX?

Le guys.

Blackjack la, what else? And a tower of Carlsberg.

And so I ended 2011 and started 2012 with the guy in this picture. I'm still smiling when I'm typing this. Happy & sweet moments. Partied hard and went home at 2am.

On the morning of the first day of 2012....

I'm Elmo and he's Cookie Monster.

Awesome moments with awesome people.

KayElle Once Again

2011-12-30T23:44:00.000+08:00

Yo bloggie. Sorry yo. Went shopping, do this, do that. No time to update ya.

Went for a short trip with baby boy to KL to SHOPPPP. Yes, just to shop and eat. Ipoh is so dead.

25th December

Took the train to go KL. My second sister fetched us to Bukit Bintang and there, we started our invasion. First stop, Pavilion. Huge X'mas trees almost everywhere.

Pity baby boy for helping me to carry all my stuffs since I sprained my foot.

Mischievous baby boy of mine.

Had dinner at Tony Roma's. The beef ribs, taste superb. My taste buds love it to the max. That was our ~~romantic/~~luxurious dinner. Too tastehhh.

Here are the pictures of the next two days. Pix aren't in sequence.

26th December
Mid Valley!

Lunchie at Sakae Sushi. They use iPad 2 as menus/order machine. How cool is that? Other restaurants should follow them too. So much more convenient. At least I don't need to scream to call the waiter.

One of the dresses I bought.

27th December
Sunway Pyramid!

Last day of shopping...so yea.

This was taken at KLCC, after shopping at Sunway. TEEHEE

Blanket of clothes by Mr. Liew while I was out of energy. Those are the outfits that we bought. <3

4.6 inch high heels. Loveit.

28th December
Time to leave KayElle

Our matching Converse. Mine's on the left. So clean, unlike someone's. LOL

"We're like...as if we were meant for each other."

San Fransisco Steakhouz Ipoh= Eff-tards

2011-12-21T21:57:00.001+08:00

I really like this restaurant until they CHEATED my MONEY INDIRECTLY. Fuuuu.

Here's the story.

They got this card thingy which you collect 4 stamps (one stamp for one main meal/set lunch) and you get to rebate RM30 for the dish. I got two stamps. So I THOUGHT.....

if I order 2 main meals = get two stamps = DISCOUNT 30 bucks immediately

I wasn't sure, so I ASKED THE WAITER who took my order whether I can get 30 bucks discount on the spot or not, HE FUCKING SAID YES AND SMILED. So I order a set lunch (RM17) and hubby ordered Lamb Ribs (RM47, i think).

47 + 17 = 64 (I need to pay this amount if tarak discount)

So when the waiter said I can get the bloody discount we thought we only need to pay

64 - 30 = 34

We only order the lamb ribs because THE BLOODY ASSHOLE SAID YES ABOUT THE DISCOUNT.

In the end, when the bill came, another waiter said can't get the bloody discount. It's my bad about mis-und about the redeeming my discount thingy BUT IT'S YOUR FUCKIN FAULT FOR TELLING ME THAT I CAN, AND WHEN I ASKED YOU ABOUT IT.

Fucking lame excuse = 'Sorry, that one is new waiter. He don't know about this. Still, we cannot let you get the discount.'

It's not that I couldn't afford to pay for it okay. I can afford to buy branded stuffs using my own hard earned money and I can't afford to pay a fucking cheap 50 bucks dish?

The summary is, I asked your fucktard waiter whether I can get the discount or not, he say can. So i order a higher price dish. When I want to pay, you say no discount and that fella is new, don't know about this. FUCK YOU.

I even went to ask the manager/ person in charged, complaint everything and she didn't even apologize but show me her LANCI SAGGING-SKIN-WITH-TERRIBLE-MAKE-UP face.

True story.

Random Outing

2011-12-14T17:48:00.002+08:00

Baby boy fetched me out for the first time, legally. LOL. Went to a lot places in a day. I'm too lazy to type again, so I'll let the pickatures do the job yo.

jie jie and kids

Gunung Lang yo

Spot the bid kiddo.

Gahh, the traditional type of see saw is so much better than this, springy one.

Like A Boss yo

Presentation Yo

2011-12-13T12:22:00.000+08:00

Wish there were 48 hours in a day. Idk why I insert 'yo' into most of my sentences nowadays. Yoyoyoyoyo.

Just gonna do a quick update.

Have been busy translating mandarin to English for some classmates since they're not good with English.

Yesterday did our presentation which is considered as our finals. 5 mins only. Booyah!

Lucky for my class, no Q&A while others suffer with awkward silence and stood there like an idiot.

Why do I look fat in every picture? fml.

Like a boss.

Kim, me and Yit Mei with our projects including those above us.

Love my ferris wheel (X Spin) to the max.

In the day, you can see its beautiful colours and in the night, it glows yo. =)

After presentation, all of us went to Mcd for lunchie and I randomly suggested to go to Sam Poh Tong and they agreed.

Best of all, hubby boy is a legal driver yo.

And and and, JMC came to fetch us with her Camry yo.

Awesomeness overloaded

Hi Galaxy Note

2011-12-05T23:45:00.001+08:00

Bought a new smartphone on 1st December. It's total a dream came true.

That's a X6 on the left and new baby Note on the right. Fuckin huge, I know.

I like it huge.

It has voice command just like iPhone's Siri. #FudginAwesomeLikeWtf

It's really convenient to have a smartphone. Without it, I can die. hahaha. Exaggeration overloaded.

Shopped so much that day. No, not on clothes but on books. Felt so, good.

I'm so busy these days. Presentations, ohhh fork it. *poke poke*

Painted this using comp. Like so frickin hard. Lecturer accepted my assignment anyway. Booyah.

It's Will from Pirates Of The Caribbean.

Orlanda Bloom laaa.

2nd sem gonna end. Can't wait to go on trip with the lover.

OhDear

2011-11-26T00:27:00.001+08:00

Finals (presentations) in 3 weeks time. I'm so prepared since the subject that they're gonna test is frickin... I LOVE IT. Already done half of the presentation stuffs. Applelicious!

Ohfuckit. This current phone is stupid. I need a smartphone badly. Samsung Galaxy Note has the imba screen, which I'm so in love with but iPhone on the otherhand is so...urghhh.

Tell me, which one. Give me a sign!

Addicted to Chatime like fark.

PMS la. Everything also wanna include a vulgar. Fark this and that.

Bought new shoes with baby boy. So happeee.

Scholl, so comfortable. Next shall be Birkenstock.

No pictures for today.

Oh ya, new sem gonna start quite soon. So yea, i fuckin need a dslr now.

KayThxBye.

B & B

2011-11-20T21:18:00.001+08:00

To-die me go niu place to eat. Sho hungry. So deeleesious until i *burrrrrrrpppp*

Bricks & Barrels
Yes it's nice but the food is just...so so.
But of course I prefer here than Overtime (Ipoh).
At least the waiter who works here can speak proper language so there's no mis-understanding.

I went to B & B page on Fb and posted a compliment to them and they deleted my post. I take back my words that your restaurant is awesome. I hope you read this. Sacccca.

The cutleries container/holder/whatever-shyte-you-name-it reminds me of those KH work that I did during high school.

Huge chandelier made with empty beer bottles. It's nice but looks dangerous to be sitting under it though.

Grilled lamb. Taste? So-so

It's like over-priced chicken satay. A lil too salty to me.

Head to Jusco to do a lil shopping.

Gonna hang this up in my car. So pweety.

Roses earrings and ribbon clips are love.

With Love

2011-11-13T21:20:00.001+08:00

This my new born baybeh, Holga. I was the highest bidder, so yeah.
I'm gonna play with once I'm done with my final presentations.

11/11/11
Haagen Dazs is in the town yo.
Ordered Fruit Basket which consists of 5 scoops of ice-cream of your choice, strawberries and waffle.
Nom nom nom.

Someone is nom nom nom-ing.

12/11/2011
Hang out with the pretty girl a.k.a. Alison.
She knows alot about me. Including passwords. LOL.
Accompanied her to get her hair done.

Back to Parade.

Someone is texting someone.

When's the next time we're going again? :)

I know you'll log into my Fb to do something. Cough.

HolyHolga

2011-11-10T23:18:00.001+08:00

Bingo baybeh, bingo.

Today, my baby Holga is born.
*tears of joy*

Shall blog about new baby tomorrow. Eyes half closed now.
Darnit, needa get my car for service tomorrow. Fork those horny mechanics.

2 Years and still counting

2011-11-09T23:43:00.001+08:00

9th November 2011
Doink & Doinker

2nd Anniversary

I went on a shopping spree silently behind his back. I enjoy shopping stuffs for him more than myself. Drove here and there just to get the stuffs he like. Have been doing so many stuffs secretly so that I could surprise him. I love surprises. I love surprising him.

Look what I've bought.

Su-weet sweets from Sticky. Represents the sweetness from meeeee.

I couldn't afford to lose you (Idk where to find handcuffs), therefore a nice and good quality belt from Esprit for you. You're so 'tied' to me. TEEHEE

You said you used to wear caps last time when you were a kid, I wanna see you wear it now! Bdw, GG MU!

Remember the incident bout some assholes smashed my car's window to steal sstuffs? The only thing missing from my car was his shades (the thief is so cheapskate lorr) . So now, a new pair shades for you, handsome.

Remember I told you I was busy and I gotta finish up my assignments during mid-night? Well, these pictures will explain to you clearly. teehee.

Printed out pictures and cut it into perfect pieces.

Side by side, year by year.

Messages on post-it notes.

I hid all the pressies with the card along when he wasn't aware. He was brushing his teeth when I sneaked out to get the stuffs and hide it in his room. When the clock struck 12 a.m. I make him go on a pressie hunt. It was so fun to see him find for it. We skyping at that moment. Laughed like mad.

Today.

Blue top from See-Saw boutique. Love the top loads.

5 inch high killer heels that he bought for me (first pressie from love)

Went to Jusco for a movie. Tower Heist. It was funny. Starring Ben Stiller & Eddie Murphy.

Chatime later after the movie.

Dinner @Maria's Cafe. We super love the super-duper delicious rib-eye steak there.

Le rib-eye steak, 44bucks

Chicken parmigiana

Just like salt & pepper.

Wee, our polaroid pictures!

P/s : IloveyouEdmundLiew. Happy2ndAnniversary, love!

Monty's Mini B'day Celebration

2011-11-08T22:25:00.000+08:00

One's birthday wouldn't be complete or official without a lil craziness and celebration.
I was the planner and everything was so last minute. Bought cake from Yohan and dump it at JM's house on Saturday (celebration on Sunday).

On Sunday, I fetched all of em and went to stadium for breakfast and pc fair. The wanton mee is nice there. And we went to Gunung Lang too, unfortunately the boat service was unavailable. We left to go Parade instead. Shop shop shop.

Lunchie @ Citrus Wine & Dine.

This set lunch has a very long name which I've forgotten. The chicken is delicious. :)

Dessert, blueberry crumble. Love the crumble,hate the blueberry in it.

After lunch, we went back to JM's house for the cake. Lil Monty didn't suspect anything at all. It was a really successful surprise. HEEEHEHEHEHE.
Happy birthday Banana!

For dinner, we went to Euro House.

Baby boy was playing the boxing game with me on Xbox Kinect. Me win! Me rawk.

All of us with the Banana.
We love you!

Hope you enjoyed that day. I'll miss you till you come back.

Happy Birthday Monty!

2011-11-02T23:30:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTY!

I'm really happy for my friend here whose name is Michelle Marie Monteiro. She's a legend, i tell you. Crack up lame and silly yet LMFAO jokes anytime, anywhere. She would bring laughters and tears of joy to wherever she go. I've known her for the past 4 years. It may sound short but throughout these years, she's always been there for me and other close ones whenever we needed someone to talk to or need some laughters. We've been best friends since form 2. I'm really really really grateful to have a stupid dumdum friend like you. (Let's not get too cheesy here.LOL)

Finally, you're frickin legal!

I love you and you know it <3

Ps : Dear Monty, out of sudden, I feel really lucky today. Read on and you know why.

Today morning, attended Digital Illustration. It was so dreadful. Seeing the lecturer, tension rises. He just wouldn't accept my assignment (drawing Top using wacom). He banned my work not several but more than 15 times. Seriously, i felt so eff up thanks to him. BUT TODAY, he finally accept my assignment! I was thinking, today is a miracle. LOL!

Well, here's the outcome.

He told me darken it so many damn times. Now my Top looks as if he got poisoned or roasted. I spent a month to draw this picture. dayummm.

But I'm happy that I actually did it, despite the long dreadful duration of doing it.

Few days ago, went out with JojoChan and I did something on my wrist.

Just a temporary snowflake. Just like winter it wouldn't last.

You see, I'm not allowed to get a permanent one and I know I'll get bored of it if it's permanent so I went to get an airbrush tattoo. I like this snowflake. It's the simplest among all. I'm so tempted to get one after hanging out with Jo.

"You look hot enough without any tattoos." - Melvian

That sentence was so convincing. LOL. bdw, Melvian is a friend that I met through Maple (he's my Maple son though he's older than me). I think I've known him for like about...3 YEARS. =D

Bought this today because the current checkbook Guess purse wouldn't fit into my new bought handbag. This one is so adorable. :)

Thankyoubaby. :*

Irreplaceable

2011-10-31T23:46:00.001+08:00

It Will Rain by Bruno Mars, currently on repeat mode.

Listen to the music, listen to the lyrics.

Am I even asking too much?

Or maybe listen to Avril's Wish You Were Here acoustic version.
"there's a girl who always gives a shyte"

Thank you so much to you both who always be there for me whenever I'm down even though you both aren't close to me physically. Just want you both to know that I'm truly grateful to God for blessing me two great person.

Irreplaceable friends

Halloween weekend!

2011-10-30T23:25:00.000+08:00

Me : I'm so broke right now.

Monteeee : Why?

Me : Shopping

Monteeee : As usual F3

As some of you know, I'm a younger sister to my 2 elder sister with a decade plus of age gap but nevertheless, I sayang them a lot. They used to take care of me and change my diapers when I was a lil toddler. Heehee.

They share the same birth month, so yea. I've been going shopping to buy pressies for them.

Bought 2 t-shirts for my second sister since she's really picky person.

For my eldest sister, I bought her a Adidas dry-fit shirt & body massage + mask voucher since she has been going for badminton weekly and need some massage for pampering.
Jie jie love those stuffs that I've bought. Me gusta!

It's Halloween and we were clubbing on this very day, two years ago. LOL. We haven't really go to club since my birthday. For this year, he came to sleepover. Bought beer and some snacks to watch football and badminton on my 50 inch tv in hd. Now you know why he likes to come over to watch football. Got so wasted and I was being so hyper.

And then right, I did something like this since it's Halloween.

Bite.you.hard.

To be clear, I only played with the brightness and highlights.

Today today,

Chatime is the current addiction.

In withing 2 days, got myself two new handbags. He kept on showing me the 'wtf' look in the car. HAHAHAHA.

~~money flied away~~

~~EdmundLiewcomplainsnonstop~~

iloveyousomuchbabyEd

Double Date - Cameron Highlands

2011-10-26T22:40:00.003+08:00

I shall not complain about yesterday night's boom boom pow (fire crackers) which happened at 12am sharp. He slept soundly like a pig while I was freaked out by those boom boom pow. As if BEP was really here. LOL. Happy Deepavali people!
The only bad thing about today is, I didn't get to eat any muruku. Classmates used to bring for me cause I used to tell them how much I love eating it. gahh, high school.

Woke up in the morning felt like P. Diddy. Like a gangsta, I woke him up and we get prepared for the trip to Cameron Highlands with my godsister and bro.

In the car.

Kor kor driving while jie jie sat next to him.

Reached Cameron Highlands at around 9.30 a.m. and then we went to Tanah Rata town to search for Uncle Chow's Kopitiam. It took us a lil time and a few rounds to find his restaurant. We went there because we did some er...Google search about highly recommended restaurants in Cameron. Uncle Chow's Kopitiam was one of it.

Uncle Chow greeted us happily and he's so friendly! :)

Menu. It's not thattttt cheap actually.

darling's mushroom omellete which looks rotten to me. lol

jie's assam laksa which is nice

My nasi lemak, which is er...'tak cukup sedap' compare to Ipoh's

Kor's breakfast which costs 8 bucks for simple stuffs like that

After breakkie, we went to BOH Tea Plantation which located at Tanah Rata. I'll let the pictures do the talking since you don't like reading so many words.

Photographed by Jasmine Yen

group pic.

Snapped some defying gravity pickatures. Enjoy. I know you'll go wtc/wtf/lol.

Defying gravitational force, but that's the limit.

My fav! Shaolin's deadliest kick. LMAO

No one was harmed in the process of snapping these pictures.

Here are some epic phail moments, caught on camera. TEEHEE

Love the view behind us but love this guy I'm hugging, the most.

Flowers are beautiful there.

Kor so cute! HAHAHAHA, Don't kill me.

We're sorry that we plucked those flowers.TEEHEE

Done with laughing our asses off by taking those pictures and enjoying tea at Boh Tea Plantation Centre. So we went off to another highly recommended restaurant for lunch.

Jasmine Cafe

The mushroom soup is nice. RM5 for this portion.

Garlic chicken, which was served cold (when it should be hot)

Fish & chips, which tasted salty

Lamb chop, not well cooked.

Overall, it sucked. The waiter didn't serve us well. He just dumped a bunch of cutleries on the table, and walked off. Kor's apple juice tasted like tap water and the food, aren't good after all. In most blogs, it's written 'highly recommended'. But to me, two words..'it sucked'. Even McDonald's food are so much better than this restaurant.

Next destination, Cameron's market.

I want that lil thingy. Didn't get to buy it because it started raining like pigs and cows.

Bought 5 bouquet of this stuffs as deco.

This was the main purpose why I wanna go to Cameron Highlands. Fresh strawberries!

RM5 for one box of those bloody delicious strawberries.

Guess who bought me some blue roses?

iloveyousomuchEdmundLiew!

Blue roses for the first time.

It rained for a while but it didn't stop us from going on. Visited one last place before we left.

Boh Tea Plantation Centre located in Brinchang. This place is so much nicer than the one we went earlier!

She kissed a girl and she likes it.

Eeks, look so short in this pic.

me love hugs

here are some pix taken with my polaroid cam

Thank you jie for taking those awesome funny pictures!

Thank you kor for driving us here and there and to anywhere!

Thank you darling, for the pretty blue roses and spending time with even though SPM is near.

Appreciate and love you loads. <3

Kim Lim is back!

2011-10-24T23:03:00.004+08:00

Yesterday, we went to stadium for badminton. While I was passing by the squash courts, geez, memories. I used to go there so often last time.

sunny evening

I didn't go for workout for like, God knows how long and suddenly played badminton so, hardcore. Muscles aching like fork.

At night I was so thrilled to receive a text from Kimberly. Whenever she ask me I got class the next day or not, I know she's back.

Today morning, went to Ming Kok for dim sum with her. After that, PET SHOP! Gave her two of my hamsters. She was super excited and kept on saying that the hamsters are so cute (and not me). Sneaked her into my college too ( like nobody's business).

Went to MyDream for lunch. Kim with her stupid mango thingy. She's stupid because she calls me dumbass.

Darling's chap pa lang spaghetti.

His helmet.

Oh look, that's the 3 of us!

Stupid Kim, you really came back on the right time when I needed a friend like you. I'm sucha depressing teen, aren't I? hahahha. I love you beech. I will never ever forget you calling me beech the other day. BEECH! <3

Take It All

2011-10-21T23:58:00.001+08:00

Why didn't you take those hatred away from me when you left?

So eff up to see some so called friend being the other way round.

Have fun with doing something that you'll regret in the future.

Today, really a DNMCH day.

Fork you, old hag. I hope your face is scratched like my car is, now.

AutoCad's assignment is so, confusing. Lines here and there, everywhere.

Interior design isn't easy, I tell you. Rawr.

Lil Wooden Buildings

2011-10-18T11:23:00.001+08:00

It has been getting busier lately. This is college life I guess. Busy like a adorable bee. I enjoyed doing this latest assignment. Built a parking lot using only satay sticks. It was a group work and our theme was Era Tech Uni.

Mini parking lot by yours truly. :)

Our group work that we're proud of.

The following are our individual pickatures.

Yit Mei with her hostel

Mua parking lot.

Junles with her laboratory

Mei Yan with her cafeteria

Wai Yin with her classroom

~~Chan Chi Wai~~ KIM with her library

(Don't kill me, LOL)

Why did we do the thumbs up? Whose idea was it? lol

Love you all!

I guess my group was the best since all of us cooperated, finished building fastest and presented it awesomely-logically. :)

Apple

2011-10-10T23:53:00.001+08:00

Today, I did my presentation for the creative paper assignment. I only thought my presentation speech 15 minutes before my turn to present my work. Everyone's design, so much more complicated than mine. I guess mine is the simplest among all.

My lil presentation speech was something like this...

My design is really simple. I chose the design of an apple. Though an apple, is really simple and but it has represents a lot of stuffs. The first story that I want to share with all of you is, Isaac Newton. Isn't this name sounds a lil familiar? He's the one who discovered gravity. It happened by an apple fell on him while he was resting under an apple tree. Because of the apple, he discovered the Earth's gravitational force. See the dangling red thing? It's the apple's skin. It wouldn't be dangling if it's wasn't because of the gravity.

I guess many of you heard before the story Adam & Eve. They ate the 'forbidden fruit' which is an apple form the Tree of Knowledge and they were punished by God for eating it. It was the first sin that has been committed by the man kind. The apple kinda played a big role in this situation.

Talking about apple, it surely reminds me of Steve Jobs. He is co-founder of the Apple Inc. and the mastermind of it. How Apple got its name? In 1976 Steve Jobs was working in a community type farm in Oregon and that inspired him to name the company Apple Computers. Steve Wozniak, Apple’s co founder was worried about the copyright problems, but it turned out fine.

Another reason that I chose this apple as my design is because of I want to bring the message 'an apple a day, keeps the doctor away'. People nowadays are so into fast food and they tend to forgot to take care of their health. Apples are easy to get and it's good for health. It's totally beneficial to anyone.

An apple might look tiny and simple but it represents a lot of major stuffs.

23rd Month

2011-10-09T22:08:00.000+08:00

I wouldn't blog if its not important. Too busy.

We've been together for 23 months and still counting.

Gone through a lot ups and downs but our relationship is better than ever.

Have been busy dealing with this...

Current assignment. Main theme is environmental friendly building. Sub theme, environmental friendly University. It's a group work thingy. So... I gotta build up the carpark using only satay sticks.

Rib eye steak. Already digesting in his stomach.

For lunchie, went to Spaghetti Sweet Tea Cafe (SSTC). It's an Italian restaurant located near Akamomiji and Kizuna.

Colour of the day : White

Spaghetti with sausages

Hubby with spaghetti with turkey ham.

Our all time favourite, illy's capuccino.

The spaghetti we had were friggin delicious. I would say, best in Ipoh to me. At least it's better than Indulgence. I will definitely go back for more Italian cuisines. :)

Dinner?

Euro House

There's nothing much I wanna say to you, love. Just look at your Tissot watch and you'll know. LOL

Iloveyoubabyboy!

2011-10-06T00:42:00.002+08:00

2PM's having their first concert here. I already missed out KMW. I want to go but...
I want to save up and get myself a real nice & simple ring.
I want to draw a better picture for my digital illustration assignment.
I want things to be like the first month.
I want to go back to that time and do no mistakes.
I want to go for cliff jumping or maybe bungee jump.
I want you to trust. Fuckin impossible, enough said,

Isn't it better if I don't exist?
Hate things going like this.

Happy B'day Justin!

2011-10-03T12:46:00.002+08:00

Me, hubby and jie celebrated kor's birthday in advanced the other day at Berlin's Bier Houz.

Kor & jie

Plain cheese cake from JJ cakes. Yum :)

Brother from another mother & the love of my life.

Family pickature

After eating, we went over to Chatime to get something sweet to drink.

This is the 3rd time I celebrate my bro's birthday together with love ones. :)

_______________________________________________

September has been kinda awesome and cruel to me.

The awesome parts were........

Bought him an authentic Tissot watch (RM1266) which he has been dreaming of. I paid half for it since he got the good results that I asked for. LOL. Boyboyboy, study hard. :)

Daddy got me this. It's for my study purpose. It's a Toshiba. Isn't it handsome? TEEHEE

The model, Satellite P755. 8gb ram, 2gb Nvidia, i7. Good enough for me.

Made with Swarovski Zirconia. Ordered from Hong Kong.

From hubby with love.

Thanks hubby! <3

Here's come the cruel part of September....

To the efftard who smashed my car's window, I curse you to rot in hell.

2011-10-02T01:08:00.001+08:00

I feel so bad for hurting someone I love the most. It's my fault. Why was I bothered to do so anyway? I miss the person I thought you were.
Like what she said.."once a jerk, forever a jerk". My memories, aren't mine.

我的回忆不是我的

I know who's the right one. I know who treats me the best and love me the most.

Poh Peng's B'day

2011-09-30T11:17:00.000+08:00

Sorry for not updating you, my dearest bloggie.
Last Friday, me and my college peeps went out to celebrate my Illustration lecturer, Poh Peng's belated birthday. I brought hubby boy along. Celebrated at Euro House.

So cute right? She doesn't look like a lecturer. She looks like one of us. HEEHEE

Half of my classmates were here.

Girls only.

And yesterday and the days before yesterday....

I love this adorable shirt. "I dare you to poke me".

Dyed my hair yesterday. Spent 8 HOURS in the salon. Why so long? Cause the red colour on my hair was so friggin hard to extract out, even after bleaching my hair for...God knows how many times. Now my hair is 2 toned. Darker brown on the outer layer and pinkish brown on the inner layer. Looking like a punk. -.-

Kate Tsui & Ron Ng

2011-09-17T21:54:00.001+08:00

The other day, both of us went to Koh Samui for lunchie. The tom yam gong & pineapple fried rice are so frickin delicious. My taste buds love it.

Today....

Hubby accompanied me to Jusco to meet & greet Kate Tsui & Ron Ng. Waited for an hour long before they finally appear. Celebrities are always late. Tsk. Kate looked real pretty in person, without a tv screen separating me and her. LOL. On the other hand, Ron is still the same. As leng zhai (handsome) as years before when I saw him in person at Ipoh Parade. I got his autograph with his picture which I've laminated it. =D

Emcees. The one on the right is Bernard Hiew. He was in the tv series, Ah Beng.

Sorry for the terrible photo quality. I got to tip toe to snap these. I was surrounded by extremely tall people. =(

Egg Drop Test @College

2011-09-14T21:13:00.001+08:00

We were given about 2 weeks to figure out how to protect an egg. We were allowed to use any materials to protect it. One is only allowed to wrap the egg with any materials within 1 cm of thickness.

And so I've been squeezing my brain real hard some unique and practical designs to protect the fragile egg.

I did two designs since the lecturer asked whether I can do 2 or not.

On the day...

The one on the left, I used a pringles tube and some rattan for support. Inside the tube, it's filled with salt water and there's an egg floating in it cause salt water is denser than egg. The other one on the right of the picture, it's made out of rattan. It's like a cage. Inside the 'cage', it's the egg wrapped with foam sheet.

Wee, eggy committing suicide time (I threw it down). 3 storeys high.

This was a total success!

This urm, a lil damaged but guess what?

Eggy survived!

Conclusion, two eggs survived and my work ftw.

>8D

22nd Monthsary & The Good Food

2011-09-11T22:47:00.000+08:00

It was the time of the month again (no, not period). It was the 9th of September 2011, our monthsary. As happy as ever, we celebrated the joyous day even though he got trials . We are 22 months old now, officially. TEEHEE. For lunch, we to San Fransisco Steak House.

I ordered grilled chicken something something while he ate fish and chips. The portion they served, damn huge. We both were bloated after finishing everything. *burp*

Later in the evening we watched the Smurfs! Lil blue creatures so cute. So so so cute. I wanna get their soft toys. Can't stop singing their song which goes... la la la lalalala. Boyfie sang it with me. HAHAHAHA.

Dinner at Indulgence.

Cheese brownie is addictive.

THE NEXT DAY > SATURDAY

Woke up and did housework and I was off to fetch Jojo out for breakie and to buy ingredients to bake lil chocolate cupcakes. Had breakie @Nam Chau in old town.

baking time!

Doing it like profs.

Cupcakes in the oven.

Friends since standard 2.

CUPCAKESSSS

She was damn into it.

Cuppie cakes for him.

Legendary cupcakes. TEEHEE.

"it's gonna be inside....wait for it....my stomach!"

-Ed

To him, with love.

2011-09-06T23:02:00.001+08:00

Love, all the best for the trials.

Remember, your Tissot watch is ticking and waiting to be yours.

I know you'll be smiling widely while reading this. Iloveyou, love. xoxo!

How I Spent My Holidays (Part 2)

2011-09-03T11:59:00.001+08:00

It was THURSDAY. What's on Thursday? Of course PASAR MALAM. The one near our place. JM & Nata miss those food so frickin much. But in the noon, we went to the salon cause Ad & Nata wanna go for a haircut. Trim a lil, ya know. So we went to Million. Don't ever go there for a haircut/trim-a-lil. It was disastrous.

While the both were busy ~~being tortured~~ getting a haircut/trim-a-lil, we cam whored a lil. :D

Posers.

At night, after eating at pasar malam (the laksa fudgin tasty) we went back to JM's house and start lighting candles up. It was fun playing with ~~fire~~ candles and lanterns. We bought Angry Birds lanterns. Damn cute.

Nata with JM's horse. F3

Our name.

Too dark eh?

Group pickature.

The girls.

BROMANCE! HAHAHAHHA!

We lighted up the railings too.

Kah Chie, JM, JM's mum, Monty, Nata & I.

We were so not environmental friendly. Burnt everything after playing. (Y)

FRIDAY

All i remembered was I had lunchie at Macoy (European Restaurant). Nah, i'll let the pickatures do the talking again.

The mushroom soup is delicious. Yummm.

The chicken is the only thing that taste good on this plate. I hate carrots.

Lamb shoulder. Portion is too small, to him. Duh.

One set lunch (like mine) costs RM19.90. It's a two course meal. I only like the soup. Others are just so-so.This restaurant is located in Greentown. Same row as David's Diner.

How I Spent My Holidays (Part 1)

2011-09-02T23:47:00.000+08:00

I spent the entire week hanging out with close ones. I'm just gonna type less and post more pictures. Not feeling that well right now. So yea. Here it is.

SUNDAY

Hang out with buddies at Jusco.

That's Munney and my awful-strawberry-milk-tea-which-taste-like-medicine. We went to yumcha at Wok Sifu (it sucks).

Since Wok Sifu sucks, we decided to leave and head to Kahve.

The drinks is sucky too. Idk wth was wrong with the drinks on that day.

JM, Munney, Monty, Michelle and Me

We watched Final Destination 5 too. The movie is just so so compared to others. Damn, after watching it, I don't dare to go for any eye surgeries. Fudgin disgusting.

Dinner @ Berlin's Bier Houz

Love the food and drinks that were served by well mannered waiters.

~~The gay guy was there. Not bad oneeeee.~~

TUESDAY (1st Day of Raya)

Invaded KL with boyfie and family.

Once we've reached, we went to visit some botanical garden.

And I saw this.

Caught peeing in public.

I'm not that heavy, am I? =P

After visiting that dead place, we went check-in to hotel. Concorde Hotel.

Cam whored while everyone was busy unpacking stuffs.

Head to Pavillion with hubby after dinner.

Same converse.

WEDNESDAY(2nd Day of Raya)

Breakfast was awesome!

The chefs were so friendly that they even joke with me when I was waiting for my food. Really friendly people. =)

After breakfast, we went to Aquaria @ KLCC. The fishes are so pretty and huge and omg and so on.

While waiting to get the tickets...

Real piranhas behind us. They just stay still. Scary canivores.

Can I rare one? It's a beauty. Rose-something-tarantula

Froggie vs me.

Fishes above us.

Huge aquarium behind us. Huge sharks and tortoises in it too.

The moment I saw this, I felt like going for JELLY-FISHING with Spongebob!

Pretty lil tasty cupcake from Bisou. RM5 for one.

Head back to Ipoh and had dinner with hubby boy @Secret Garden.

"take a look at my boyfriend, he's the only one I got"

Overall, I only got to shopped a lil. Those t-shirts I bought are effin adorable. TEEHEE

Good night! I'm off to my bed.

23.08.2011

2011-08-23T23:07:00.000+08:00

Hubby and I went to have our lunchie at Folie-folie the other day.

Food and service is so-so.

Chicken Teriyaki, my all time favourite.

Cheese baked chicken

I have lost track of time since I bang my head during the accident. *knock knock*

Everyday seems to be like holiday to me. I don't complain bout college at all.

In fact, I really enjoyed doing the assignments.

Assignment in the process. (Building the ferris wheel, my way)

I remember this happened on a Wednesday. I cook lunchie for the both of us since it was a public holiday and he miss my cooking.

Tomato sauce chicken & bacon served with lots of mozzarella cheese.

And this happened on Sunday. Hubby joined me and family to celebrate my mum's birthday at Mun Choong Restaurant.

The dishes served...are just normal.

Kinda presented my ferris wheel thingy to all of them. They like it. =D

It was so frickin huge.

TODAY.... Went to Jusco and I shopped like mad.

Lotza love from him.

I'm so frickin tired now. KayThxBye.

I Thought I Saw The Light

2011-08-20T21:11:00.002+08:00

Heart stopped. Noise of the honk I honked. Noise of the brake. Noise of the frictions. Noise of the glass shattering into pieces.

Followed by a loud crash. Busy dialing for numbers. Spoke to those I'm supposed to speak with.

Sirens of a police car was heard.

It wasn't my fault, they clarified.

Since Thursday Till Today

2011-08-14T23:07:00.000+08:00

It wasn't that long right? I was and I am still busy with assignments.

Once again, I'll let the pictures to do the talking.

THURSDAY

After my class, I went to Jusco to meet up with my buddies from high school.

They are Monty, Andrina, Anna & Sonia.

It was the last day in Ipoh for Anna. She's gonna go somewhere far far away (US) to further her studies. So I asked her what she want to eat before she leave, she said 'chinese'. And that's how we ended up at Wong Kok Char Chan Teng.

Almond tea sucks. Look at her expression. LOL

Did a lot of catch up with them. Miss em.

Left at around 9pm. Fetched Sonia & Monty home.

FRIDAY

Class ended at 12pm and from there, went to fetch Andrina & Kim for lunch. We had a mini celebration for Kim's advanced birthday. Lunch at Berlin's Bier Houz.

Caesar Salad. I wasn't on a diet. I just love eating salads. :)

Andy & Kim

That soup looks ..... hmmm.

After lunch, we head to Parade to walk around and went for a game of bowling.

She's thinking which ball to choose. Yea, WHICH BALL. lol

SATURDAY

The main thing to do was to attend my friend, Kim Chew's singing comp by Kbox.

It was held in Parade ground floor. Look how crowded it was.

That's her performing. She's one of the top 50.

With classmates. Though she didn't make it into the top 20, all of us are proud of her. Seriously. Not many people who could get the chance to sing on stage in front the big crow. Not many people who's as talented as her.

"if perfect is what you're searching for, then just stay the same" - Bruno Mars

TODAY

It's all about Lee Chong Wei vs Lin Dan.

He's the true winner.

This? national stripper who loves to strip and throw stinky shirt and shoes at fans.

Mini Update

2011-08-08T00:44:00.000+08:00

I went dinner with his whole family on last Saturday night. Damn, I swear I gained some weight that night. How can I not eat Ipoh's food right. His parents are always nice to me. :)

Before I went out, mum was teasing me.

"Wahh, going to meet your parents-in-law."

She was just jealous that I bought cake for Ed's family. HAHAHA.

Anyway, a random picture of that day.

It was red light. So yea.

Fast forward to Sunday evening.

We went to Berlin Bier Houz for dinner as a celebration in advanced for our monthsary. :)

Man, the food they serve = FRICKIN AWESOME

Half Pork Knuckle = DELICIOUS = RM25

Caesar Salad = YUMMY = RM16.80

He drank beer(Erdinger, which is so frickin much better than Heineken) while I enjoyed my cup of hot illy cappuccino.

Their service is fast and really good. Waiters & waitress are friendly. Definitely going back for more.

Something About Today

2011-08-05T23:27:00.002+08:00

In the morning, attended drafting class as usual. Drew floor plans and elevation stuffs. It wasn't even time up yet and I already stopped doing anything but snapping tonnes of pix of them.

Even caught them eyes-raping. LOL

Yit Mei was so exhausted. Sleep earlier laaa. I know you'll read this sooner or later. =D

I was so frickin bored and starts to annoy people by asking 'can we go yet?' again and again and again till the time is up. Went to O Place for lunchie.

I don't know what the heck was Kim doing.

Group pickature. All wearing black and white except for me. Bluek.

Spent the other half of the day with boyfie. We went for a movie.

Captain America!

I'm gonna sketch this out when I'm free.

This.guy.is.hot. Look at his ~~breast~~ chest. I wanna poke poke it.

Hot guy in uniform.

Bought 3 pairs of roses earrings.

Roses is one of my thing.

Here's something I spent a lot of time on....

TOP

Dear TOP oppa, please don't get mad if you ever sees this.

I'm just a fan who couldn't sketch nicely. fml.

Last Day Of July

2011-08-01T21:32:00.000+08:00

This is gonna be a very short post due to assignments which are waiting for me to date them.

Last day of July, went to Jusco with hubby at around noon after eating Hakka Mee in town.

It was frickin lucky to find a parking space within minutes of arrival. You got no idea how happy to find a parking space. And so he accompanied me to shop. Bought 3 outfits and oh my, money flied away. =0

Can't help it. It's nice and it's on sale.

Tea time at Coffee Bean. Man, the chicken pie sucks.

Mocha latte was just okay.

The roses are withering but it still looks pretty.

Ah, gtg. Gotta do my photoshop assignments.

And soon, I'm gonna get another "baby" aka new phone since my Nokia babe is getting, useless.

My SuperDDuperAwesomeFantabulous 18th B'day - Part 4

2011-07-27T11:53:00.001+08:00

I know it's already 26th July 2011 when there's a lot of incoming messages.

Thank you to all of those who texted & wished me on Facebook. Appreciate all of it. I replied all the wishes , each one of it. =)

I got class yesterday. When I came back from college, I found a bouquet of 99 red roses in my room. I was screaming OMG and my tiny eyes nearly budge out. It's so pretty! Guess who sneaked in my house when I was away? Obviously Edmund Liew <3

Pweeettty <3

And so I went to dress up.

A long green silk dress.

We went to had dinner for 2 at Maria's Cafe since we both never tried eating there before.

Hawaiian Chicken Chop, mine. Beef stew, his.

Since it was still early, we went to Jusco for a walk and head to Barbeza for some snacks. He ordered orang juice and I had a mocktail.

I enjoyed myself very much from Saturday till Tuesday. Truly appreciate what my friends and hubby did for me just to make my 18th Birthday special. All those moments we spent together, priceless. =)

My SDAFantabulous 18th B'day - Part 3 (Last Day Being a 17)

2011-07-27T11:11:00.000+08:00

25th July 2011

In the early morning, took my big baby aka my Waja to "hospital" to get some metal painting and knocking surgery. Just wanna fix the scratches and dented parts (~~I CURSE THE STUPID DRIVER WHO HIT MY CAR AND RUN. I HOPE YOU DIE AND YOUR LIMBS SCATTERS ALL OVER AND NO ONE COULD EVER RECOGNIZE YOU.)~~ Then went to take Mum's Myvi to use. And there I rush over to fetchmy buddy since primary, Kimberly Lim and went to Parade to meet up with my pretty sister from another mother, Alison Lee.

Me and Kim arrived first because one pig was still snoring on bed. LOL!

My breakfast. Java Chip Frappuccino & chicken pie. That hand, guess who's.

And soon Alison finally arrive. So happy to see her! We talk and talk and gossip and laugh and talk and laugh and showed wtf-reactions. This blog post will not be complete without pictures with both of them.

In the evening, I spent time with darling. Overall, the last day of being a 17 years old was spent well. I enjoyed myself with them a lot. xoxo!

My SuperDuperAwesomeFantabulously 18th Birthday - Part 2 (Adventure style)

2011-07-25T17:41:00.000+08:00

24th July 2011

Everyone slept like a pig at my place after drinking a lil. Good night sleep. When we open our eyes, the sun was already shining brightly high up. Used the hammer that they bought for me to whack them up. And so we went for breakfast together at Nam Chau Restaurant, old town to eat their famous dry curry mee. After eating, we don't wanna go home so early so, we keep going and going and goin.

First stop : DR Park.

We can't think of any other places to go. Went there and we were like.. "woahh, we used to come here when we were lil". Saw a lot of kids cycling around. Monty & I even went to ask whether there's bicycle for rent for us. Unfortunately, it's only for kids. I remember that my parents used to bring me there to cycle when I was like around 7 years old with my coconut head.

We were looking at those fish. There used to be many but now, you can count all of it.

2nd stop : Kek Lok Tong

Another place that we went for fun.

Uncle pee-ing into the pond. HAHAHA.

With the Kuan Yin statue behind us.

hmm.

Oh look, a saliva-dripping-mini-Merlion

Do you see it?

3rd stop : Kellie's Castle

At first we thought of going somewhere so much further which needs to take 2 hours but it's too insane for that time. I've been to Kellie's Castle once when I was too young to understand anything about the building. Never thought it's so close. We used Garmin to direct us.

*halfway driving, just passed the left turning by 1 second*

"Recalculating. Turn left"

~~"fuuuuuuu...."~~

Then right, we need to buy ticket to enter. So at the counter, we showed the fella our student cards cause it'll be cheaper. We kept our MGS student cards and we use it to get discounts. =P BUT THEN... The fella kinda don't believe us and he asked us to show our IC. I was like shyteeee.....

Kim was the first one to show her IC...

"You semua sekolah mana?"

"MGS"

*stares at our card* "Form 6 ke?"

"YA YA YA"

"Okay."

I was praying so hard. HAHAHAHA. WE GOT IN. He's so stupid. Didn't realize my hair is bloody red and MGS tarak form 6. Phew. Thank god he's stupid.

Let the pictures do the talking.

Going down to the dark dark room.

This is the place where they use it to keep wine bottles.

We asked a tourist to help to snap a pic since we helped them too. LOL

It's an ideal place to play hide and seek or paintball. Like the scenes in COD. bang bang.

On the highest place (the roof) of the castle. Awesome view up there.

Far far awayyy

Did so many stupid stuffs on the roof. What to do? We couldn't do it at our house's roof.

Messy hair

Enough of the roof. We went indoors.

Outdoor.

Up up and ~~away~~

TEEHEE!

My SuperDuperAwesomeFantabulously 18th Birthday - Part 1

2011-07-25T00:00:00.000+08:00

Warning : This post is gonna be so ~~frickin freakin fudgin~~ long.

23rd July 2011

I knew it that hubby will plan a party for me. Stuffs weren't that smooth in the beginning due to some mis und and I gotta attend family dinner and some plans were delayed. Anyway, though I knew what he planned, I was still as excited as ever.

The awesome guests:

Tasha JayMee Adrian

Monty KahChie

Lai San Kimberly

Jasmine Justin

Hubby booked a table for 11 @Moven Peak bbq & steamboat. I was so hungry that I was the first one to grab all the food. Everything over there was so frickin delicious. My taste buds love it all. Rawr!

Let the feast begin!

So this is round 1 of cam whoring. IT IS A MUST to cam whore when I'm around. I just love taking pictures with people I cherish alot for I could capture down the memories.

"A picture worth a thousand words"

Love

Took so many candid shots. We did so many fudgin ridiculous and lame stuffs but I like it that way. It's what make them unique in every single way.

LOL till tummy hurts. KIM's FAULT!

The international fingers.

And there goes the yummmmmmmmmmm senngggggggggg.......

From left to right, Monty, Tasha, Kah Chie, Jay Mee, Adrian, Lai San, Kim & b'day girl.

With bro, sis & hubby. <3

The cutting cake ceremony. lol

Look at their smiles. Look at my expression. Look at the way he's lookin at me.

Priceless.

When I get the cake I was like...."what the?! Omg!!"

Who's idea was it?

Yummylicious marble cheesecake which melts in the mouth the moment you take a bite. Plus, the words written on the cake, frickin priceless.

if there's a couples look-a-like contest, I'll definitely join.

Here come the group photos!

The formal one.

The random one.

The show-the-international-finger one.

The pose-whatever-la one.

We left MP at around 10.30pm. JM, Adrian, Tasha & Kah Chie couldn't join us at the after party and so yea, I went to club with other awesomes'.

I don't go club much and so, this is the first time I go clubbing with them. It was LaiSan's and Kim's first time!

Playing chor dai di. Monty won! (surprisingly/amazingly/miraculously/awesomely/wtf-ly)

LOL! I actually did this.. "BEERS ON ME TONIGHT!" oh weeee..

"Where are you now? Can you fetch me?"

"Dad, I'm at the club"

"Oh okay. Nvm. Go have fun. I'll call taxi"

I like Lai San's dad's response. (Y)

Party rock

Posers in the club.

When it's time to go, we go. Monty, Kim & hubby followed me back home to sleepover. And that's when I open the presents. Hand itchy. TEEHEE.

The awwwww birthday card from babi(s).

They bought me the card, the yummylicious cake and that lil hammer! The hammer is so cute. When you hit it on something, it makes some kind of toinkkkkyiongggg sound. I was hitting everyone with it. HEEEEHEEE.

THIS IS WHAT I WANTED. BIG BANG'S BIG SHOW DVD! *SCREAMS*

From jie jie and kor kor. <3

I'm so happy and grateful to have this bunch of awesome friends (sure perasan-ing now) who I treat like a family. Presents are nothing compared to their presence. For so many years, they celebrated my birthday. I appreciate every single thing hubby planned for me though it wasn't that smooth at first. I appreciate the time they spend with me. Some came back all the way from another state just to make it for this event. Some took some time to come to make it though they're busy like hell.

Tasha skipped her class and came back from KL.

JM came back from KL.

Adrian rush back from KL after taking his test.

Monty took the risk of getting nag by dad.

LaiLai went clubbing with me! =P

Kah Chie will always attend any of our parties without fail.

Kim came back to Ipoh because she miss me. (i know rightttt) lol.

Jie & kor rush over after working.

Hubby, stressed out and did so much just to make me happy.

YOU AWESOME PEOPLE RAWK MY 18TH BIRTHDAY!

xoxo!

Stupid-Lame-Friends, I cherish em.

2011-07-19T12:01:00.000+08:00

Reality is ~~always~~ cruel at times. It's good to be talking again to old friends that go through almost everything with you. Miss em like hell. No one could ever replace em. It sucks to the Earth's core to stuck with selfish anus(es). Which is black, which is white, I can differentiate very easily. Who's an asshole, I can tell.

Stupid and lame friends, are people I cherish the most.

I miss you I miss you I miss you!

Assignments are ALMOST done.

Painted.

Sketched.

Monday's Blue

2011-07-18T10:54:00.000+08:00

Feeling lifeless...again.

Assignments are still waiting for me to date them, but I'm too lazy.

New photo posted out by U wang.

Why do I look stupid here.

Yesterday, we went to try new stuffs at new places.

Brunch @ Tammy's Kitchen.

Chicken pie. Only available on weekends. It's tasty. RM6.50

Spaghetti & chicken chop. RM11 each if I'm not wrong. This two taste...not that good. =l

Overall : It's not bad. I don't mind going for 2nd time to try out other stuffs.

Dinner @My Point.

I ordered chicken teriyaki set and for the drink, it's mango and it sucks. See the lil cup there? That's my dessert (Sunflower Cup ice cream) which sucks too. The interior design over there sucks. I didn't edit teh colour of the picture. So, it's really blue there and I feel as if I'm drowning in an aquarium. Overall? Everything sucks and I'm not going back there for second time.

Alison's Birthday & Family Outing

2011-07-16T00:54:00.001+08:00

First of all...

The picture says it all! =D

She's my sister from another mother.

I was late to class today. It starts at 9am and I woke up at 9am. I'm frickin awesome. What woke me up? A stupid message from Digi. LOL.

"Good morning teacher" *walk over to my place*

"Oh, morning" *continue to teach other fellas*

He's the lecturer who ask everyone to shhh and don't kacau me to sleep in class when I wasn't feeling well one day.

After my class, meet up with hub. Watched Mr. Bean the animated series and Mr. Bean live action together. I'll still find it friggin hilarious though I've watched it for like 782415243 times. We watched Home Alone 3 too. Oh boy, the lil boy is adorable. The movie is like 10 years old already? I feel old. Used to watch it when I was still adorable last time. You know, my round pancake face. TEEHEE.

In the evening, we went out with my beloved jie and kor.

I'm kinda feeling drowsy after drinking some stuffs. So, I'll let the pictures to do the talking.

Dinner @Mamak. Teh tarik is my new addiction.

Oh yeah, I'm a batgirl.

My sister & brother from another mother.

I was so under dressed. Urghhh.

I didn't edit anything of this pic other than resizing it.

If I were asked to choose, I'll choose to drink teh tarik and chill at the mamak shop than going to club.

Anyway, I drank a lil more than I should tonight. I guess, it's good night sleep. Ciao.

P/s : Thanks kor & jie for tonight. Hugs!

13072011

2011-07-13T22:10:00.002+08:00

When I know I'm frickin right, I won't give in.

I got no frickin mood to celebrate any gawdamn thing.

"I rather you hate me for who I am than love me who I'm not". - Kurt Cobain

What's the point of taking pictures alone?

Stop nagging me. That's one of the reasons why I hate staying at home.

I hate myself for not painting the thing well. It's out of line! Fuuuuu...

I think the lecturer hates me for handing in ugly assignments.

I hate this desktop. It lags so badly whenever I do my photoshop assignments.

IDS boot camp. I wanted to go but...

If I were to paint something now, I'll paint the whole drawing block red.

Why am I a girl? I get so pms about almost everything.

"I want you to be afraid of losing me. Treat me the best and your top priority shall be me" - A

Fml.

12072011

2011-07-12T23:50:00.001+08:00

Assignments are piling up and I'm getting a lil frustrated bout it.

Oh well, assignments... I shall let the future-Alexis to handle.

The present Alexis shall just blog now and go for a good night dream later.

There's this thingy... U Wang (my photographer) posted on Fb that he's looking for a pair of love birds for a photoshoot. Those who are interested may send him your picture with your beloved one (without make-up) to his inbox. So? Of course I sent.

Idk why but I chose to send in this two. Hopefully, I can get it. =l

So, today... two fellas came to my college and gave a short introduction to IDS boot camp. It's specially for interior designers. I'm pretty interested to go. RM2XX per person. 2 days 1 night. Location? KL!

From that briefing, I got these.

The lil fellas from Nippon. Kawaii eh. I got it by answering a question. How easy. ;)

Pretty bookmarks. Good quality too.

My art work?

I've been trying real hard to draw their faces and other details. Their eyes, are the hardest thing to draw. Blehh.

Finally, hub get to online. Hello hubby! I know you're reading this. Enough of onlining, ring me up now.

Xoxo

20th Monthsary & Quadruple Date

2011-07-09T23:46:00.001+08:00

Early in the morning, the first thing I did was waking up THE JOJO CHAN. Went to Mcd and had breakfast with her since it's been quite some time.

Friends since standard 2, when I was still with my coconut head and she with 2 pony tails. =)

Enjoyed my time chatting with her. xxoo mojojo!

Then I was off to De Garden to meet up with everyone. It's a quadruple date.

~~Monty FFK.~~

Hub and I were the first couple to arrive. Followed by Mich & Des, Evon & Jian and last but not least, Munney & Rheykee.

So frickin happy to see all of them seriously.

Evon snapped these. *smack your butt*

Head over to Citrus for lunchie. Jian's idea!

Mich : What's linguine?

Jian : It's like HOR FUN

That's my "hor fun" in the bowl + chicken. Tastehhh =)

Time was well spent with them. Laughed. Gossiped. Joked. Snapped pix.

I shall let the pictures to do the talking.

Couple shots!

Desmich (Desmond & Michelle)

Des hits her head & Mich said she getting stupid by every hit. LMAO.

Munkee (Ee Mun & Rheykee)

Mich : When are you both getting married?? =D

Ean (Evon & JiaAn)

Evon : He so frickin bad. He ordered expensive dish for himself but a cheap dish for me.

Edlexis (Edmund & Alexis)

Mich : Ohhh, it's their anniversary! Faster congrats them *clap clap clap*

Quadruple date!

Friends since lil kids!

Pretty ladies

After cam whoring, we went separate ways again. But that doesn't mean we're losing contact. I'm gonna make sure I won't lose contact with them. Miss ya all already. Pictures & memories of them are what I have now.

HAPPY 20TH MONTHSARY

TO MY BELOVED

HUBBY EDMUND LIEW!

Before going for our romantic dinner, we followed my dad & mom for grocery shopping. I drove them out. HEEHEE. Then, we drop dad & mom home and we off for our date.

Checked into Indulgence, a table for two.

Ultimate + Cheese brownies. Digesting my stomach. =)

Dinner time! See that blue cup over there? It's cappuccino. Love the leaf on it.

The rings I'm wearing, belong to my two elder sisters. It's vintage.

The only blue shirt I have and I cherish it lots.

Two is better than one

Awesome day with awesome people.

070711

2011-07-08T00:00:00.000+08:00

Wtfwthwtc. It's midnight already?

I have morning class tomorrow. Lecturer gonna murder for not returning his picture that he lent to me. HAHAHA.

Me?

Interior designer?

"Hey sir, do you mind if I ~~destroy~~ design the interior of your house?"

I miss Kpop. I'm so outdated on it.

Why Big Bang never visits M'sia? I get it. M'sia sucks. I know.

Asshole!!

2011-07-07T11:10:00.002+08:00

"When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is."
I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Ontario. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
I asked, "What's your name?"
He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"
I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
He said, "I'm home every evening after five."
I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
He said, "Yes?"
I said, "Don, you're an asshole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1.

He said, "Hello."
I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?"
I said, "Yeah,"
He screamed, "Stop calling me,"
I said, "Make me,"
He asked, "Who are you?"
I said, "My name is Don Hansen."
He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in Ontario, a yellow house, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.

He said, "Hello?"
I said, "Hello, asshole,"
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
I said, "You'll what?"
He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***,"
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in Ontario, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Ontario.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Ontario. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work."